Search found 40 matches

by
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:37 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: SAYING GOOD BYE.
Replies: 4
Views: 247

Re: SAYING GOOD BYE.

Thanks Rebel, but patience is not my strong point, at my age "tomorrow" could be my last day, so to wait for anything is not something I want to do, or am willing to plan ahead, things need to happen quickly, sorry if people do not understand what I am saying, it's the age thing. Explain t...
by
Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:04 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: SAYING GOOD BYE.
Replies: 4
Views: 247

SAYING GOOD BYE.

I am saying my good byes; I am too old in the tooth to be a Trialist for any period of time, I am in something or not and being a Trialist is neither here or there, people like me or not, seems there is doubt among you unbelievers to have not given the OK to put the Tags on before now. Been nice the...
by
Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:40 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," says...
by
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:32 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: words are fun
Replies: 87
Views: 27947

Re: words are fun

HaHaHa, Sonofagun, you can go off people calling them a wanker. LOL :smile36 :smile36
by
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?" "Fishing, replied the old man. Feeling sorry for t...
by
Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: 10 LETTER WORDS
Replies: 30
Views: 6302

Re: 10 LETTER WORDS

CHEAPSKATE
by
Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:31 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

Why thank you kind Sir. LOL Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . . In and out . . . . In and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .. Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . . S...
by
Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

Here's something to think about........ I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well’ for my age (I've just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?' He asked, 'Do yo...
by
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

HaHa, you talk about me upsetting the locals. LOL
by
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 59
Views: 23608

Re: Joke

HaHa Reb, me upset the locals. LOL Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 2. FEET, STAND SHOULDER WIDTH APART 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO ...