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by Kingsbane
Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:40 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
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Re: Joke

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," says...
by Kingsbane
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:32 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: words are fun
Replies: 135
Views: 25616
Great Britain

Re: words are fun

HaHaHa, Sonofagun, you can go off people calling them a wanker. LOL :smile36 :smile36
by Kingsbane
Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

:up :up :smile25 The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?" "Fishing, replied the old man. Fee...
by Kingsbane
Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: 10 LETTER WORDS
Replies: 37
Views: 5559
Great Britain

Re: 10 LETTER WORDS

CHEAPSKATE
by Kingsbane
Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:31 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

Why thank you kind Sir. LOL Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . . In and out . . . . In and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .. Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . . S...
by Kingsbane
Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

Here's something to think about........ I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well’ for my age (I've just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?' He asked, 'Do yo...
by Kingsbane
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

HaHa, you talk about me upsetting the locals. LOL
by Kingsbane
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:47 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

HaHa Reb, me upset the locals. LOL Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT 2. FEET, STAND SHOULDER WIDTH APART 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO ...
by Kingsbane
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:11 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

HaHa, to help all the none English among you I have posted a Yorkshire Guide, with a lot of help from Rebelodicus. Just a bit of information. * If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. * Do twins ever re...
by Kingsbane
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:01 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: 10 LETTER WORDS
Replies: 37
Views: 5559
Great Britain

Re: 10 LETTER WORDS

BOTTOMLESS
by Kingsbane
Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:10 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

HaHaHa, can just see you in a crowded place saying over and over again, " van-aerial disease" " van-aerial disease" The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were cha...
by Kingsbane
Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:26 pm
Forum: Computer/Forum Discussion
Topic: Shout Box.
Replies: 10
Views: 2191
Great Britain

Re: Shout Box.

Yea thanks, nice little chat.
Got snap to work.
by Kingsbane
Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:49 am
Forum: Computer/Forum Discussion
Topic: Shout Box.
Replies: 10
Views: 2191
Great Britain

Re: Shout Box.

Until you see the Front page yourself, hard to understand why people cannot go on the Shout Box.
by Kingsbane
Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:18 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

Happy to please. Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van When, suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand but, in a flas...
by Kingsbane
Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:12 am
Forum: Computer/Forum Discussion
Topic: Shout Box.
Replies: 10
Views: 2191
Great Britain

Re: Shout Box.

The shoutbox had a grey band with shoutbox typed, but nothing else, now it's fixed there is a white line and submit under it.
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:03 pm
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember . Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythin...
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: Computer/Forum Discussion
Topic: Shout Box.
Replies: 10
Views: 2191
Great Britain

Re: Shout Box.

Shout Box, now sorted, I have been upgraded. LOL :up :up
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:17 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur tho...
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:39 am
Forum: Other games
Topic: WORD ASSOCIATION
Replies: 3
Views: 1039
Great Britain

WORD ASSOCIATION

WORD ASSOCIATION
Think of a word that is associated with the word that someone else as entered.
Example, Ship: you might enter: Battleship or Tug
ONE WORD ANSWER ONLY.
My word to start you off: POSTMAN
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:31 am
Forum: Computer/Forum Discussion
Topic: Shout Box.
Replies: 10
Views: 2191
Great Britain

Shout Box.

How do you get on the Shout box to post???????
by Kingsbane
Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:23 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: 10 LETTER WORDS
Replies: 37
Views: 5559
Great Britain

Re: 10 LETTER WORDS

AUSPICIOUS
by Kingsbane
Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:37 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: 10 LETTER WORDS
Replies: 37
Views: 5559
Great Britain

Re: 10 LETTER WORDS

ATTAINMENT
by Kingsbane
Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:44 am
Forum: Comedy Central
Topic: Joke
Replies: 107
Views: 21466
Great Britain

Re: Joke

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist...
by Kingsbane
Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:14 am
Forum: Best Mate's Corner pub
Topic: Joining.
Replies: 9
Views: 1824
Great Britain

Re: Joining.

Thanks again folks, I was thinking it was an obligation to be on a server, but if you all say it isn't, I will accept your ruling that I have to not to refuse any offers of joining. LOL and just fill the site with rubbish and come on TeamSpeak, if that is OK with you all.

John

:up :up
by Kingsbane
Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:32 am
Forum: Best Mate's Corner pub
Topic: Joining.
Replies: 9
Views: 1824
Great Britain

Re: Joining.

Thanks for your support, the only server on WAW is the Free for All, it is too fast for my little brain to work out if I shoot them or are they on my side, some of you will not realise is that I am over 79, soon be getting an extra 0.25 in my pension, getting back to the game, when you have 60 death...

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